Solicitors what costs a lot and gives you nothing in return?

Well I was thinking of the SRA Audit .....
And I wonder could this offer save you a sizeable chunk of YOUR money?

Offer 1 If your current SRA audit fee exceeds £10,000 we guarantee:
our first year fee will save you 40% of that price
our second year fee will save you 30% of that price
our third year fee will save you 20% of that price and
our fourth year fee will save you 10% of that price

Offer 2 If your current SRA audit fee exceeds £4,000 we guarantee:
our first year fee will save you 30% of that price
our second year fee will save you 20% of that price
and our third year fee will save you 10% of that price

As we do not have unlimited capacity we can only guarantee Offers 1 & 2
to the first four law firms that appoint us before 31 December 2014
If you want to discuss before taking us up on the offer call Phil on 01603 720424